There is no way I can understate this. I hate creamy peanut butter. Seriously, why not just take a dump in my mouth. Adam's is the worst because you have to stir it up first. I don't care if it's all natural; I want my peanut butter homogenized. And to illustrate the polarizing effect of the creamy versus crunchy debate, look at my preferred brand, Jif. They offer two choices: Creamy and Extra Crunchy. There is no middle ground! Taking the crunch out of peanut butter is like taking the freedom out of America. To eat creamy peanut butter is to let the terrorists win.
