just like seinfeld

Isn't it ironic, don't ya think? Remember that of Seinfeld where Jerry, Elane, and George are stuck in the bakery for the entire episode? Remember that record that Jerry had, the one that so tragically ended during that episode? I recently just experienced a similar episode, recently just finished cleaning it up, but I don't really remember it. It's ironic. Last night I was talking with Eli. Somehow we reminisced about the last time we vomitted. He, back in college; I, somewhat over a year ago, when I visited him in DC. Flashforward until about six hours ago, and the last thing I remember is ordering a round of the cheapest possible tequila shots. And so now I sit here, typing this, having just scraped the puke off my mattress, my room still inundated with the smell. I sit here wondering, what could have gone so, so wrong last night that I could have got so drunk that I didn't even wake up, that I could have cuddled a puddle of regugitated top ramen like a childhood teddy bear? Despair.