Here's some shit I learned while traveling abroad


Thanks to Bush's borrowing, the US dollar ain't worth shit.
Riding shotgun on the left side is weird.
European dairy products are far superior.
Subways, whether called "Tubes" or "Metros" are pretty much the same where ever you go.
Really old (older than 200 years) buildings are fucking cool.
The Brits built their houses to last. (I'd rather have a brick and mortar rowhouse than a plywood mansion. Did we learn nothing from the little piggies?)
There are a lot of people in London.
English food isn't that bad.
People like to stand while drinking.
People start drinking early.
People eat dinner late.
People eat baked beans on baked potatoes
People eat baked beans for breakfast.
Class is important to some people.

Here's a list of American words and their British equivalent:

flashlight = torch
fries = chips
chips = crisps
cookies = biscuits
crackers = biscuits
trunk = boot
pound (#) = hash
bathroom = loo
restroom = lavatroy or toilet
sneakers or tennis shoes = trainers
backpack = rucksack
stroller = pushchair
elevator = lift
suspenders = braces
America = The States
supposed = meant
around = about
like = fancy
sexy = horny
horny = randy
Middle Eastern = Asian
Asian = Oriental
yard = garden
drunk = pissed or cunted
sausage = bangers
Pariking lot = car park
office building = office block
construction worker = workman
pulpy orange juice = "with bits"
baked potatoes = jacket potatoes

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