"What the fuck? I tell you to put on something rocking, and you play Foriegner?"
"This song makes me think of those stupid bitches you see wearing the big hoop earings and the tight pants and the sideways baseball cap. They annoy me to no end. I just want to run my fist through their torso, rip out thier heart and wipe my ass with it right after I've taken a dump in the hole in their chest."
"This job is the most physical job I've ever had, and I was in the Marine Corps."
"Whenever I see a car with one of those 'I support our troops' stickers, I wanna be like, 'Well, where the fuck is your uniform?' I mean, fuck that. 'I support our troops so I'm gonna put a sticker on my car'? Supporting troops means providing cover while marching twenty clicks through enemy territory under mortar fire. You want to support our troops? How about paying some fucking taxes on that SUV, you fucking bitch."
"Good luck with that."
"I just took a shower yesterday. So why is my ass so itchy?"
